PhenoAge

What doesn't measure your bounce-back better than a built-in biological scoreboard? Of course, life is a marathon, not a sprint, even if you've decided to give up sugar for sixty days. "PhenoAge is my new best friend, right after green juice. It's validating all the battle scars I’ve conquered."

Worried about what your skin says about your age? Now there's a spreadsheet for that, too. No amount of laughing gas can replace SPF, darling. "PhenoAge is basically telling me that while Botox is great, living young is better science."

This right here is your age-graded ability to smash age-based excuses and leave the whippersnappers in the dust. Because resting on your laurels is for people who'd rather watch reruns than run marathons. "I tell you, PhenoAge confirms what I knew all along—I'm not getting older, just more epic every race."