Fountain of Youth

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Definition

An allusion to mythical waters that restore youth; often used to describe anti-aging treatments or breakthroughs.

Example

"If scientists discover the Fountain of Youth in a lab, I'll be the first in line."

Etymology

Originates from various legends and folklore about magical waters.

Also Known As

youth serum
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If you encounter a miraculous anti-aging solution, just remember they haven't passed stringent safety assessments or completed thorough risk-benefit analyses. Better to consult with someone who isn't selling magic water. "When it comes to the Fountain of Youth, remember: always check for drug interactions first."

It's like the world's most exclusive beauty serum no one can stockβ€”but I bet it's full of peptides, SPF, and regrets about sunlight. This legendary liquid is just waiting for the right hashtag. "Fountain of Youth? No thanks, I'm already popping collagen like candy and masking like it's a full-time job."

Think of it as launching a SaaS company for your cellular lifespanβ€”minus the angel investors but plus a lot of experimental DNA tweaks. More beta testing than an underdeveloped app at pre-seed funding. "Found the Fountain of Youth? Nah, I'd rather roll out version 2.0 of my mitochondrial stack."

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