Fountain of Youth

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Definition

An allusion to mythical waters that restore youth; often used to describe anti-aging treatments or breakthroughs.

Example

"If scientists discover the Fountain of Youth in a lab, I'll be the first in line."

Etymology

Originates from various legends and folklore about magical waters.

Also Known As

youth serum
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It's essentially a metaphor used by people who haven't yet quantified the optimal number of milliliters they think it takes to reverse aging, probably because they got distracted reading meta-analyses. Expect to see it on the cover of your next supplement targeting a 'youthful inner glow.' "I wonder what the Fountain of Youth's effect size is in double-blind studies. Am I right?!"

People say it can turn back time, but honestly, nothing feels more rejuvenating than leaving younger competitors gaping in your wake. It's about the mindset, not a mythical drink. "If the Fountain of Youth had a podium, I’d be standing on it, chugging electrolytes."

A poetic name for that mythical protein shake we hope actually bulks up lean body mass while turning back the clock. Who needs warm-ups when you've got a magic potion and a few reps left in the tank? "Let's hope the Fountain of Youth tastes like creatine because gains shouldn't age."

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